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Petaling

A very useless word to describe the obscure process of adding layers of moleskin or makeshift materials to create an ad hoc bushing for the lower rim opening of one's medical penis enlargement vacuum pump in preparation for prolonged use, or as an emergency measure to, for example, abate painful penile shaft edemas or mitigate testicular torsion and seminal vesicle ruptures, commonplace among unfortunate individuals with a thumb dick, so that one may resume vigorous penile pumping, effectively turning the penis into a semi-resilient, flaccid superchubby resembling a miniature rancid eggplant, inevitably leading to DVT - Deep Vein Throboshits and perpetual impotence.
Intercom: "Dr. Wang, please report to the north wing nurses station immediately for adolescent penile pump evacuation and flaccid priapism drainage."
Nurse: "Orderly Johnson, please prepare and sterilize the bone saw and hydraulic urethra lancer."
Patient: "Nurse, please, the pain. I need some moleskin or at least help holding my pump upright."
Nurse: "I'm sorry, son, we do not permit petaling, perpetual masturbation or hand jobs in common areas of the pediatric ward."
by Dr. Octagynocologist December 12, 2013
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She is one of the baddest bitches in town she is cuter then y’all skanks she could beat yo ass try to mess with her and you will regret it but she is also very nice and will always stand up for her friends and family she don’t care what no one says
She is one sexy mama you need to have a presiliana in yo life she will make you happy
by Presiliana February 10, 2018
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pretzling

Fucking a girl and your dick goes through the hole in the pretzel to reach her pussy
Dude, me and sapna were pretzling all night
by Steel172 August 7, 2014
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petulian

Fairies of the night that fly you to another dimension
The petulians picked up John and flew him away into his dreams
by Packsundom March 1, 2017
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prealina

Prealina is a beautiful girl who has a pretty voice. she’s funny and always knows what to say. she’s kind and has a big heart. she super hot too omg
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by Bear Curry December 24, 2020
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puertalian

Anyone who may have ancestry in either majority of Italian or Puerto Rican as a combination of ethnicity.
My friend A.J’s mother is Puerto Rican and his father is Italian..... he’s Puertalian. Look he eats pasta while wearing flip flops.
by Jackstrawnotes August 14, 2021
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Prealina is a beautiful girl who has an amazing personality! she’s kind and compassionate, always knowing how to make someone laugh. sometimes she can be a bully and she doesn’t hold back on telling you the truth. overall prealina is one of best types of women you could find!
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by anonymous November 22, 2021
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