Presidential Bird Hunt 

When someone happens to shoot their friend while hunting, both intential or accidential. Made famous by Dick Cheney's hunting accident.

Phillip: Hey bro, if this turns into a presidential bird hunt, I will dismember you. Brutally.

Todd: Yeah, no problem.

Presidential Bird Hunt by Greyshades November 8, 2009

Presidential Shoe 

A shoe with the potential of being thrown at a politician as part of protest against what he/she stands for...

A protester has thrown a Presidential Shoe at Wen Jiabao during a speech at Cambridge University and called the Chinese prime minister a "dictator". A few weeks earlier, President Bush went through a similar experience in Iraq...

Presidential Shoe by BennyTee2 February 4, 2009

presidential birthday 

One's 35th Birthday. At 35 years of age one meets the minimum age requirement to be president of the United States. This qualifies the 35th Birthday as a milestone and permits one to turn it up a notch and get buckwild, while maintaining a sense of regality.

It's your Presidential Birthday Dan. You're 35 now so, put your pants back on, stop acting so jackassy and finish those tequila shots..Mr President.

presidential birthday by SuckABallYall January 13, 2017

presidential election 2004 

a) the day we americans re-elected the asshole that killed off so many Iraqis and even our own soldiers

b) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who put us in the deepest national debt since the Great Depression

c) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who wants to merge church and state and is against 2 guys kissing but not 20 terrorists fucking up our nation

d) the day we americans did not elect the other idiot (kerry) who probably would have done just as bad a job but at least he wasn't a fucking right-winger

e) the day i almost shot myself, america is so stupid

i can't believe that all you fuckers listened to the goddamn ads that said to "VOTE BUSH: presidential election 2004". America's fucked. So next time, can we please elect billie joe armstrong? who has been running ever since 2000?

presidential election 2004 by someone who's just too smart for her own good November 27, 2004

Presidential smile 

The act of smiling at someone when they have just said something hateful to you, so as to show that the statement has not had the desired effect and you have not displayed the emotion that they hoped to elicit from you.

Domenica tries to hurt Shane by making critical statements of him.

Shane puts on presidential smile and does not respond to criticism.

Domenica returns look with confused facial expression.

Presidential smile by flightyzeus June 9, 2013

Presidential assault 

The definition of when grandma's being a fat wanker and not giving you money.

That presidential assault won't give me money!

Presidential assault by Race car October 20, 2019

Presidential Erection

What a presidential candidate gets when they verbally attack another candidate or create an attack ad on another candidate.

Man, Romney sure got a presidential erection after he saw that attack ad on Presidential Obama

Presidential Erection by deejaybeekay August 7, 2012