The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.
That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.
by randygland25 August 18, 2010
Get the fat or pregnant dichotomy mug.A play-on-words to describe the small town in Utah, Pleasant Grove. This small Mormon community acquired this name because of a variety of reasons: a) The large number of children within the town's boundaries. B) The fact that there is nothing whatsoever for the large number of low/middle class teens to do except have unprotected sex, resulting in a large number of teen pregnancies per capita.
Hey man, these chicks at the University Mall aren't putting out for sheit. Lets head up to Pregnant Grove and get some easy tail.
by thomaskincade May 24, 2010
Get the Pregnant Grove mug.Absurdist YouTube comedian who makes bizarre gross-out videos. Often wearing his trademark snaggly, nasty ass fake teeth, he sings pop songs, makes prank calls, or wreaks havoc in public. A lot of his comedy involves his making fun of himself, in particular his so-called "manboobs" or "stink tits."
His most famous video to date is "Big Girls Don't Cry," in which in he offers his interpretation of the class Four Seasons song.
His most famous video to date is "Big Girls Don't Cry," in which in he offers his interpretation of the class Four Seasons song.
by AJR41885 February 26, 2009
Get the Mr. Pregnant mug.The stage in which a person or couple receives their official acceptance of their application for adopting a child, prior to the formal adoption; often for overseas adoptions.
Happy Couple: "We are officially paper pregnant! We just received acceptance of our application for adopting our little boy girl from Kenya! We couldn't be happier!"
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Get the Paper Pregnant mug.by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004
Get the pregnant mug.Guess what, we're pregnant!
by Not Pregnant January 25, 2008
Get the we're pregnant mug.Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.
Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.
Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.
Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-
The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-
The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-
by ThePurp December 6, 2009
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