Tactical precum

A tactical treat that cannot be beat, served in vials across the street.

“No! You can not sell tactical precum to kindergartners!
“Why not?”

by Ember2047 March 10, 2021

precum

It's that little sploog that appears on your pants when a company sees the cash money cream dough snack duckets about to be made, then it hops off your weiner and you cannot finish. Pre-Tax Income = Precum

Hey Jim what's Goldman's precum in Q4 for fiscal year 2011?

by Alex Herrick July 12, 2011

Precum

When the gentlemen gets overly excited prior to penetration, generally ending up in fail and embarrassment.

This girl was so hot I precum in my pants before I had a chance to get involved knee deep! Dang!

by RobstaRobotard February 11, 2010

precumdensation

When adolescent precum evaporates then condenses onto the sock hop gymnasium wall.

Precumdensation beslicked the walls so high was the teen sexual tension

by Bobahotep August 9, 2015

precumbrus

precumbrous- When you flip to normal after smoking too much pot from totally high.

we got a pound of weed, do you want to be precumbrus.

by imgonnakickyourassim July 3, 2017

Precumdiment

The runny, watery substance that first escapes the condiment bottle before the actual condiment because you didn’t shake the bottle enough.

Gross! I got precumdiment from the mustard bottle all over my hamburger.

by Bfunkadelia December 10, 2020

Precrumtious

Something simple and funny . Often very meme like.

Person A: We do a little trolling
Person B(Responding): We do quite a considerable amount of mental trickery and mockery of those who are unfortunate enough to fall victim to our clever little trap of social teasing
Person A: yeah, don't need to make this into another 1 hour lesson for me. Just doing a little trolling is enough to describe my precrumtious message.

by DrakosButVeryCool June 19, 2021