precutter

A person who cuts their food (such as pancakes or steak) before they start to eat it. Precutters are often scared of commitment.

Jessica is such a precutter; she just cut up all her pancakes before eating anything. What a loser, we are never inviting her to IHOP again!

by ilikebeards January 2, 2010

Procasturbation

To procrastinate by masturbating. Usually done while watching porn or some strange Disney cartoon.

Andy: "What did you do this weekend"
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."

Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.

by forrealz69 March 31, 2010

preposterone

Noun. Testosterone when present in preposterous proportions.

The preposterone coursed through the mathlete's veins.

by Karech_Rah December 28, 2007

Procasturbation

Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.

Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.

by Ilikelittlesnakesandturtles August 9, 2012

Podcasters

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by Ellyy_ January 1, 2023

praster

an idiot or little shit. Or you

That kid is such a praster

by Big al89 June 1, 2009

Poetaster

An amateurish poet. Usually teenagers prone to angst. Additionally, most poetasters believe that they are incredibly talented and that they are the only ones who understand their emo-ness and tendencies toward self-injury.

Dude, I hate Writer's Workshop. It's really just a big Poetasters Anonymous meeting in there. And the instructor sucks ass.

by Sparky March 2, 2005