Pooltergeist

A mysterious entity that is both unseen and unheard, but throws parties in your pool when you are away.
Most often strikes high income, childless couples.

Most often just the neighbor kids hopping your fence.

Wife: Honey, did you leave the floaties in the pool? And did you leave all those red cups around?
Husband: No, the pool was clean before we left.
Wife: Damn, looks like that pooltergeist is back.

by SwedeSpeed August 18, 2012

Poltergeist

Poltergeist means noisy ghost in german. Poltergeist usually move objects and opens doors etc. They are imprints left by humans

I heard that bobby has a poltergeist in his basement

by Mahinxosr June 10, 2017

The Poultry Poltergeist

When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.

“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”

by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022

poetergeist

A poet of sound and fury

At the poetry reading he performed like a poetergeist.

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Poultrygeist

A ghost chicken

Don't go to KFC at night. It's full of poultrygeists

by Gladys the Great November 26, 2016

poultrygeist

The spirit of Thanksgiving past.

The poultrygeist of old home movies.

by BRL December 24, 2007

poltergeist

The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.

"last night my brother and I pulled a poltergeist! You should have seen my mom's face!"

by pastafagioli May 18, 2010