El Portal Middle School

A place where kids smoke weed. Thirsty ass thots hide in the bushes waiting for some dick to come find them. And teachers be assholes to their students 🚫🧢

Damnnnnn you go to El Portal Middle School, you must really want to kill yourself.

by Jules1738679 March 6, 2019

Portal Slap

Killing an enemy (i.e. Halo 2) using a portal.

Dude, I just portal slapped that bitch.

by *xXx* April 4, 2007

Portal

1. Any moment of potential transformation that can happen anytime that changes your perception of the world.

2. a door

I hit a portal listening to Walidah Imarisha talk about revolutionary sci-fi.

by Meez Loise June 12, 2016

Sausage Portal

A term you give to someone you dislike; normally insinuating that they are a homosexual.

Dude you are such a sausage portal.

by Kyle Rokehh January 12, 2011

Dream Portal

a strategy used in minecraft speedrunning where you use a single bucket to create a nether portal. invented by Cscuile.

Today I learned how to make a Dream Portal.

by icecream222 March 3, 2021

Portal 2

The second game in the Portal series set to release in February 9, 2011 by game company Valve.

Guy 1: Man, I can't wait til Halo Reach comes out. I'm going to play it for years!

Guy 2: Psh, Halo. I'm going to be playing Portal 2.

by Nintendeon August 25, 2010

el portal

place in florida. anyone who sees an el portal police car while driving, even if they are not driving in el portal, immidiately slams on their brakes without paying attention to any other driver around them.

south florida driver: o no a cop from el portal aaaahhaaaarrraaaaa!!(slams on brakes)

Krazy Karl: its ok dude im pretty sure hes off duty, and were in the middle of pembroke pines.

someone who thinks they know everything: you know...they can still pull you over

by white cash October 20, 2006