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Pop-Tart

(Alternatively called "Teenie boppers" or "Prostitots")

A stereotype of 15 to 17 year old teen high school girls who, like their pastry counter-part, are frosted, flaky, and covered with sprinkles, and generally naive.

They Exhibit traits such as:
not having any sense of reality, not understanding the value of money, are easily distracted by shinny objects, are incapable of understanding government/politics, often talk without pauses when explaining their day or excited about something, they tend to scream and jump about whenever a celeb/singer is within 200 feet of them. A severe lack of rational/logical thinking capability and a similar inability to operate a motor vehicle within safe means.....
"I hate going to the mall on Friday's, just hundreds of pop-tarts wandering around blabbing about Hanna Montana"

"She's a pop-tart alright"
by The All Knowing ShortBus July 9, 2009
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Pop Tart

"pop" short for "popular" and "tart" meaning "whore". usually popular slutty girls.
"damn look at those pop tarts over there" -random person #1
"i know don't waste your time, they're all way too easy."
-random person #2
by raychelisrad December 21, 2008
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Pop-Tart

1. A female who will have sex with anyone to become more popular in their social network.

Origin of term:
Pop: Popular

Tart: a synonym for the word, "slut" or "whore"
Bob: dude, katie fucked the entire basketball team just to be mentioned at school.

Tom: sounds like the pop-tart i know.
by Jose McAllister June 14, 2010
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Pop Tart

Sugar filled crack puppies, long suspected to be laced with some sort of hardcore addictive drug. Pop tarts are love. You eat them and are transported to a magical kingdom.
WHoooooAAAahhhhh, these Pop Tarts are smashin', my bro.
by ZEEK_WILDE January 31, 2010
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Pop-Tarting

The act of talking on a cell phone while it's on speakerphone as you hold it like a pop-tart.
I hate it when people are Pop-tarting on their phones in public.
by The Hist March 26, 2020
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Pop Tart

Some one who acts hard but is really soft like a pop tart is hard on the outside but, soft in the middle.
by cigarettecancerman March 5, 2011
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Pop Tart

A boy or girl that is 12-19 years old. Can be used to refer to a typical teenager. The only thing that most kids of the latter age know how to do is cook instant noodles and pop tarts.
That pop tart doesn't even know how to cook and she wants to get married? What a loser.
by bigrigcalibear August 16, 2012
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