poopaplegic

Someone who has sat on the toilet browsing the internet on their phone for so long that their legs no longer work properly.

I took a 40 minute shit yesterday and feel over when I stood up because I had beome a poopaplegic

by Sexystavros October 22, 2020

pooaplegic

n. A person experiencing loss of sensation in the legs after an extended period of reading on the toilet.

Impatient restaurant patron: "If you spend any longer in there you'll become a pooaplegic!"

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

Poowang

A wang covered in poo often sucked on for several hours

Look at my big ol POOWANG

by tony douglas February 24, 2011

poowop

it means nothing but at the same time everything

poowop is owned by team grimace

by the man with two arms May 29, 2004

Poopaphobia

The fear of taking a shit in public restrooms

John has a serious case of poopaphobia so every taco Tuesday, he has to make a special stop at home.

by Twannerism September 7, 2013

poowad

The clump of poo that gets stuck in your butthair if you dont wipe properly. Becomes a bitch to yank out if too dry.

I sent shivers up my spine when I yanked out a poowad after a long night of drinking.

by Spartacus Baines September 26, 2003

poopaphobe

A person who is afraid of, dislikes, or discriminates against poop.

Who are you to tell me I'm not poop? You're a poopaphobe!

by STINKY_POOPA January 14, 2017