poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

pooperman

something that is better than superman and that can kick your ass

pooperman is the best super hero ever

by jake paul May 4, 2018

super pooper scooper

A legend.

Super pooper scoopers are just legend!

by apache_kill May 16, 2017

Tuna Fork a Pooper

Tuna Fork a Pooper is when you take a fork made out of tuna and stick it in your/someones rectum.

I was over Steve's last night so i made a fork made out of tuna and stuck it in his rectum. This is the known as the Tuna Fork a Pooper.

by The Tuna Forker November 1, 2013

Pooper dooper

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a total pooper dooper

by Ermagod August 15, 2018

pooperpoke

When you poke someone in their hinder hole when they least expect it. Works best when an individual is under a table. The ensuing reactive jump from the "pooperpoke" should cause the victim to jump and drive their head into the bottom of the table.

I caught Joe under the desk picking up a pencil and I pooperpoked him. He now has a concussion.

by Long Duck Donger Jr. VIII April 28, 2014

pooer

Poorer than poor. Rhymes with doer.

To call that peasant poor is an understatement. He's pooer.

by dstigers September 25, 2013