What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert
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Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.
I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.
I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.
by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006
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Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.
Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.
Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.
by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010
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Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.
by BKS April 21, 2004
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Mama: "Girl, you better check yourself. I think you blew out some pooty crumz with that one!"
Mama: "Girl, you better check yourself. I think you blew out some pooty crumz with that one!"
by mamadoody May 21, 2013
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Man, you're really strugglin' today.. let me take you out for food and drinks and get your Pooty up!
I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.
I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.
I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.
I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.
by Margie at Largie December 29, 2021
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Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."
Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."
by BQ/BC August 29, 2009
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