pooperbate

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.

Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."

by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010

party pooper

A person who ruins a party by either stopping the fun or not participating in a certain activity.

Jeff is a party pooper because he won't play Spin The Bottle.

by Special July 18, 2004

Poopertainment

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.

"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"

by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

Ninja pooper

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

by newsvava February 21, 2009

Porcelain Pooper

One who lifts the toilet seat to sit on the porcelain while defecating.

Phil is the only porcelain pooper I know.
shart shit poop toilet muffin

by DTOM6106 October 19, 2010

Dirty Pooper

Someone who doesn't flush after taking a massive fucking shit.

Who's the dirty pooper leaving absolute hogs? Is Fran trying to bankrupt Rotor-Rooter?

by Linus Choader February 9, 2021

penis pooper

This word refers to when one guy gets his dick stuck in another guys ass. Then the second guy has to poop the other guys dick out using his own poop as lubricant. (diarrhea works best)

Guy 1: "So Dale and I were doing it the other night, when all of a sudden, I can't pull it out. I went to reach for some lube, but that asshole shits everywhere on my cock and nads. I mean, I was able to get it out, but....seriously."

Guy 2: "Wow...what a penis pooper."

by Jan Cathy February 13, 2010