pooperpoke

When you poke someone in their hinder hole when they least expect it. Works best when an individual is under a table. The ensuing reactive jump from the "pooperpoke" should cause the victim to jump and drive their head into the bottom of the table.

I caught Joe under the desk picking up a pencil and I pooperpoked him. He now has a concussion.

by Long Duck Donger Jr. VIII April 28, 2014

pooperbate

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.

Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."

by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010

poopberg

When you take a big enough crap that an iceberg-like structure rises out of the water.

Man, I had a ton of Mexican food last night and made a huge poopberg this morning.

by robnoha February 26, 2006

party pooper

A person who ruins a party by either stopping the fun or not participating in a certain activity.

Jeff is a party pooper because he won't play Spin The Bottle.

by Special July 18, 2004

poopsecks

a more exciting variation of the term buttsecks and another humourous way to say anal sex :D

hey darren morrison, want some poopsecks?

but of course seanie boy!

by seanie boi! June 9, 2009

Poopertainment

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.

"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"

by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

Ninja pooper

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

by newsvava February 21, 2009