Poopertunity

1. N. An opportunity presented, but not really a particularly good one; Better than nothing, but barely.

2. N. A portmanteau of Poop and opportunity.

From the Peruvian/Belgian: Poop.

After my grandmother died, I had the poopertunity to use that funeral parlor Groupon I bought.

by LEEEO June 7, 2011

poopertunity

When a opportunity to get pooped on occurs.

Dan was happy because during the gay pride festival he came upon a poopertunity.

by North Beach J June 30, 2010

poopersnipe

a word used in a jovial fasion when someone is being annoying

*someone poops on your golf course*
"You poopersnipe, clean that shit off my green!"

by Sara Lop January 25, 2005

Poopertunity

Poopertunity refers to the opportunity to expel unwanted excrement matter from your rectal sphincter.

Please see the example below.

Jeffrey: "I had a perfect poopertunity yesterday but I missed it because the postman was knocking on my door."
Bonswala: "Yeah, sounds like you really missed the opportunity to expel your unwanted excrement from your rectal sphincter bro."
Jeffrey: "I truly did."

by Captain Paraguay December 2, 2013

Poopertunity

When the opportunity presents itself to take that poo that you've been waiting for. When you're so excited to get this poop out and your bowels free!

Excuse me friends I have a poopertunity I can't pass up!

by JamieDonBoss April 11, 2016

pooptroopitude

the way someone looks when they are walking and really have to go poop

did u see amy the other day, she was walking with some major pooptroopitude.

by nate_moynihan20 February 12, 2018

poopooniggafartsyndrome detector

A tool used to detect SUS

lets use the poopooniggafartsyndrome detector on kenny cause hes being SUS

by Greenpoop24361 September 21, 2020