Pootash

When someone has a tash (not a proper one) and doesn't shave it off. Normally on pubescent teen boys

"Did you see that guy today Lilly?"
"Yeah, he had a pootash ugh, no one likes pootashes"

by pootie1990 August 26, 2009

Pootash

When you're eating out a girl who hasn't shaved her 'self' and she looks down at you and it's just from your nose up and hair below, and it looks as though you have a big ol' moustache.

Boy: "Ewww she's hairy!"
Girl: "Haha, you have a pootash."

by Chris Poke December 28, 2005

Pootash

A pre-puberty moustache where a young boy cannot grow a moustache properly only small bum fluff hair grows on the upper lip.

Never shaved off because generally the young boy has not been taught how to shave.

"That boy has a pootash"
"Ewwww, thats gross"

by yehnwutuhvapoptash October 22, 2011

Pootash

when you have a crap and you get bits of poo stuck to the hairs on your arse

"aah, i had a really run shit this morning and my pootash has been saw all day- i can't stop picking it!"

by Mr Whippy January 9, 2004

poontache

Originates from le pub. Defined as batty moustache sported by a poon.

"oh 'eck Jill, look at that poontache!"

"If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom trimming me poontache."

by le fool December 2, 2004

poontastic

Anyone who is so hot, tan, buff, etc. that all you can think of is having sex with them.

Man, he/she is so poontastic.

by ashley h. February 15, 2006

pootasher

derived from the shadow created from a moustache made out of pre-pubescent fluff on the face of the Autistic artist "Hugo Jones"

Yo dude, check that dutty Pootasher up on that cretin there

by wag1kittykat June 5, 2011