Poans

The phonetic spelling of the Internet slang "pwns"

"Whoa dude that guy poans in Call of Duty"

by Contrist July 19, 2017

Lele Pons Effect

"Lele Pons Effect" is when you copy Lele Pon's “comedy” from Instagram and thinking that Lele Pons's “comedy” is funny and good.

Lele Pons Effect is copying Lele Pons "comedy" and using it in other content for comedic purposes that only kids and younger teens believe is Funny.

Oh... Her Instagram is like "Lele Pons" thanks, I hate it.

by Teafo March 11, 2021

poon gun

the weapon that is often used to slay poon...

"got a lighter"
"no but I got a poon gun"

by hoopstar August 19, 2008

poon-trenching

The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency

Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.

by woodchipper April 29, 2008

Poon Belt

A girl who has wrapped herself around the object of her affection, normally during sloppy kissing and with use of at least one leg, so much so that she essentially becomes a belt.

"My mate had this chick all over him outside the pub with both legs off the ground around him. Lucky mofo looked like he was wearing a poon belt!"

by JT Amish May 11, 2009

poon tax

The money that mans has to pay on a girl before he gets to fuck her.

Money on shit like flowers, cinema tickets, or a goat.

Finally took Sally around the old knobsticle course, and only had to pay £1.99 poon tax for a Happy Meal at Maccy D's

by follycool June 3, 2011

Poon Meat

Beautiful hanging pussy lips. Prime cuts of female labia.

I dribbled down Rachel's panties and what a sight to behold of poon meat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017