Poogasm

The sensation that comes with a really good shit. Almost an outer body experience.

Guy 1 - "I just heard a lot of loud and irregular breathing coming from the bathroom. Were you having an orgasm?"
Guy 2 - "No orgasm, poogasm!"

by Kool-Moe-Dee January 20, 2011

Pootash

Facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces...

My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?

Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!

Safe!

by Terry the STI ferry July 24, 2008

poogath

A word to describe shitty things. Based upon the ugly looks of the champion Cho'Gath from League Of Legends.

Dude 1: Man that dude was was annoying
Dude 2: Yea hes such a poogath.

by POOGATH June 14, 2018

poocash

Easy money

"dude you won the lottery, you got the numbers"!!!

"woohoo, poocash for me"!!

by tebelitsa June 22, 2020

Poogasm

An unexpected male ejaculation during a poop.

Often the result of pressure being applied to the prostate from intense pushing, followed by the eventual constipation relief.

Rufus: “Dude, you were in there a long time and you look exhausted, everything OK?”

Doug: “yeah all good now bro, I was really struggling at first but then I just gave it one final push and boom! it must have snagged my G-spot or something on the way out as I had a huge poogasm!

by Madbasha January 20, 2022

Pootash

When someone wipes their fingers between the flaps on their anus, and happy slaps a ''Bag-Head Jim'' Also known to be wiped inside the anus of a Pigeon.

''See that homeless guy''
''Yeah''
''Im gonna give him a phat sweaty pootash''

by Ripples69 January 12, 2013

Pootash

When someone has a tash (not a proper one) and doesn't shave it off. Normally on pubescent teen boys

"Did you see that guy today Lilly?"
"Yeah, he had a pootash ugh, no one likes pootashes"

by pootie1990 August 26, 2009