sex poodle

A horny man, usually a pretty boy or celebrity, who tries to hump or bump almost any woman in sight. Like a male dog when it smells a bitch in heat, these men cannot resist grouping, goosing, feeling up, or pinching the bottoms of their targets, especially when left alone, regardless of the time of day.

Harry was well-known in political circles and became famous as a legislator, but his female staff members knew him as a sex poodle who was constantly finding excuses to hug them closely, and pat their bottoms. One staffer even complained about strange stains on her dress.

by idleworshipper June 28, 2010

cocaine poodle

The best way to activate your Google Search voice commander.

"Cocaine Poodle."
"What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Google - "The Moon is 238,900 miles from the Earth."

by ArianaGrandeEspresso November 10, 2014

Poodle with no top

A line in the song “ROXANNE” by Arizona Zervas.

It is depicted as being a 1980’s Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible in the lyric video.

“Shorty drive a poodle with no top” - Arizona Zervas

by fjack125 January 10, 2020

you have my poodle, give it back.

An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.

charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poodle, give it back.

by ELsei August 12, 2007

PoodleCorp

Another band of DDoS hackers that think they're cool and edgy by taking down various gaming networks.

Jack: Hey James, the Overwatch servers are down.
James: What do you know, it's PoodleCorp
Jack: Just another group of stupid DDoS kiddies.

by Mr. Smeef August 8, 2016

poolee

A person who has completed and passed the physical, moral and mental exam for the military and is in the delayed entry program (D.E.P.) for any branch of the Armed Forces. Poolees have already signed their military contract, have took the oath of enlistment and have sworn into their respective branch. Generally a poolee may stay in the D.E.P. for up to one year and must stay qualified and contact their recruiters weekly. Most Poolees are required by their recruiters to attend classes and physical training once every other week.

After my 16 days as a poolee, I will ship out for MCRD Parris Island!

by av8er71408 July 22, 2007

Pookeepsie

pookeepsie poo-keep-see v.t. a word used to describe the willful act of self constipation, usually due to time constraints or unsanitary environments.

"Oh gosh, guess I need to pull a pookeepsie, I'm so late for work."

by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 25, 2008