Pooch

An utter mong. A person who feels the need to chip in with random, pathetic and pointless comments or noises. Of which have no real value or credibility to the conversation. Usually these comments which make you a Pooch are completely off topic and just generally force all people listening to temporarily hate the person who chipped in.

Josh: - "Luke, how much work you got left to do?"

Pooch: - "I like waffles" (Ignored)

Luke: - "Not much mate, just a couple more pages"

Pooch: - "I like bicycles" - (Again, ignored)

Josh: - "Pooch would you shut the utter FUCK up."

Pooch: - "Woof"

Josh: - "You truly are an absolute bellend aren't you?"

by David.fear.is.a.mong. May 1, 2010

Pooch

pooch: is a non-derogatory term for that pad of fat just south of a woman's navel, but north of her genitalia.

She was relaxing when her husband poked her in the pooch.

by baddozer April 18, 2009

Pooch

Used to refer to something that is not good. Particularly cinema.

How did you like the movie? It was a pooch.

by qawqaw October 24, 2020

Pooch

A hairy Caucasian, disease filled Vagina. Usually containing herpes or chlamydia.

Mrs. Barbra Bell's hairy pooch was quite stinky today.

by Squasssh May 10, 2011

Pooch

Pooch: The act of pooching can be described as being a bitch, not manning up, and being a pussy. When you pooch, you done goofed. Pooching is a normal act of being a guy. A person will pooch several times a week, but someone demonstrating championship behavior will never pooch.

Kid, you didn't get that chick's number. You pooched.

You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.

by johnny x baby May 15, 2012

Pooch

The female version of the male gooch.

I like a lady with a small pooch

by Guildford Albion Handbook February 20, 2011

pooch

Pooch is an abbreviation for the term pussy-pouch. This can be best explained as a lipid gathering around the uteran area, which forms what one might call a uterus pouch. This is a seperate package from the stomach. However, a pooch might also be part of one's pubic mound.

Hey, look at that old lady's pooch! Her fanny pack sits so nicely on it.

by paulasquared December 28, 2005