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pushing ponies

when someone pimps young guys to older gay guys in order to extort money from the dirty older man who is probably rich and desperate enough to pay top dollar for a young pony...hence pushing ponies.
in todays world with recession problems and people having shortages in money, the money to be made on pimping isnt with high maintenance women that you are trying to pimp to middle or lower class johns. The real money is in pimping boys to older white collar gay men that are married or recently divorced and usually have plenty of money to spend and are desperate enough to throw down top dollar...thus pushing ponies

Its a great slang phrase that can be used to describe a variety of situations
by ghandi_wizdom July 25, 2011
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string of ponies (tm)

A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.
She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.

I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.
by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006
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Tender Ponies

A group of younger girls, always willing to hang out with older guys. Usually the fine group of girls for that class. This is typical in High School girls or freshman in college.
Older guy:You got plenty of Tender Ponies here tonight!
Younger Girl: Kyle am I a tender pony?
Older guy: Stop listening to my conversations and go play!
by Shaft25 May 1, 2006
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Poneage

The act of "Pone"ing. Started by Ascended_PK 2006
Man, you are lyke TOTALLY PONEAGE!!@
by Ascended September 6, 2006
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Jesus Ponies

Jesus ponies are a joke name for dinosaurs. Many creationists claim that dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible and that they either existed a few thousand years ago and were wiped out by the flood or that they are still around in remote parts of the world unexplored by Westerners. Sara palin has said she believes in Jesus Ponies
Aww look at the dinosaurs...
Dude those are Jesus Ponies.
by A.L.L.People December 2, 2011
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ponina

The ponina are another way of saying "police."
Run dude we got five poninas on our tail
OR
lets fuck up that ponina
by richard cunningham III January 15, 2006
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Don't let the ponies blind you

Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.
"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"
by catnaps April 29, 2010
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