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q-placement

any word that has the letter "o" or "p" in it can be replaced with the letter "q". This is used for people whose "o" or "p" key does not work or do not believe in using those letters.
A)"I lqst my shqe! Qls helq me find it."
B)"I lost my shoe! Pls help me find it."

A)"Jqhn, yqu rqt."
B)"John, you rot."

A)"It's so hqt right nqw."
B)"It's so hot right now."

The A examples above use q-placement, while the B examples do not.
by jon qls March 28, 2009
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Use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!

A term used in frustration when someone claims to have done something for you and you find out that they have not!
Bertie Big Bollox - hey Ron, did you ask Brad about the tourney we discussed last week?
Ron - yeah, I did, no problem -

Bertie Big Bollox - Brad, did Ron talk to you about tourney we discussed last week?
Brad - no mate, he said fuck all about it to me!
Bertie Big Bollox - Next time you see Ron, you tell him he can use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!
by Bertie.Big.Bollox February 28, 2011
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Policeman

A man in blue who the community hates for trying to protect them
Guy 1: hey there’s a policeman

Guy 2: PIG!!
by Jesus. H. Christ June 25, 2020
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Rubber Policeman

a rubber item used to lubricate the hole
Amhad Rice had to lubricate the hole with the Rubber Policeman after we made fun of him for it
by Block 6 Chemistry September 20, 2010
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tickets to policeman's ball

Defination:

To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.
ex: "Theres a $500.OO fine for That!",
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t
by duckluva1 June 24, 2017
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work placement

Another charming aspect of being on New Deal. After a certain amount of time on one of their ridiculous excuses for a training course, they decide to send out "students" on Wok Placement - ignoring the question of how, exactly, can you find paid work when you're stuck in a fucking office all day and not being paid for a second of it.

Essentially, it proves slavery is alive and well in the First World, as well as helping corrupt capitalists make a shitload of money at your expense? How? Put it this way - would Tesco want to hire ten people to stack their shelves for a salary every year, or a steady stream of unpaid labour from delivered from CETS every month to do the same? You work it out.
"I'm afraid you have to go on Work Placement in a place totally unsuited to you just so we don't have to help you find a job, which we're set up for, and help companies get fatter and fatter profits each and every year - which they pay us for."
by OD Smith April 14, 2005
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set username placement

when the government uses the first name of a person only for their college e-mail address to signify that they are well thought of and they use only their last name to signify that they have good character
USC used a set username placement for our students.
by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018
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