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Frosty's Poke

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The uncomfortable wind chill that lightly touches your genitalia, usually occurring in colder, damp and windy climates.
I was waiting for the lights to change, and I got a surprise visit from Frosty's Poke.
by achrylex November 14, 2018
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april 29 of every four years poke a parker’s tits.
I poked parker’s tits bro. it’s national poke parker’s tit day hype chad.national poke parker’s tit day.
by parker’s bf April 29, 2019
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After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!

UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!
by Dr. Daveindo January 26, 2010
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Life's Poser

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"Life´s Poser" is a term proposed by the acclaimed writer Odranreb Aìugurm in 1349 with his book "Zoology of modern society". This term refers to people who are Posers but from all of the things that constitute life.
My best friend´s ex-girlfriend is a life's poser, she always wants attention.
by Odranreb Aíugrum April 10, 2021
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God’s Power

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God’s Power, the best person you will ever meet.period ! They are the best listener, the best advice giver, and just all around a joy to be around. They have a great taste in fashion. They care very much about the people in their life. Most definitely the most loyal friend, companion, or significant other to have. They fill the room with happiness and exude positive energy! Truly the life of the party. Also the kindest most sweet person. Will show their affection with physical touch or acts of kindness. There is no on on Earth with a bigger heart. If you have a God’s power in your life, then keep them! It is truly an honor to be in their life!
Also they are the warmest big spoon ever!
“ The winter used to be brutal!”

“Thank goodness I have God’s Power to keep me warm all night long!”

Thanks God’s Power, you’re the best big spoon ever!”
by Aussielover19 June 18, 2021
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Something cute to say to your powerful gay boyfriend
It's your power, Todoroki!
*proceeds to use fire power but it's gay*
by changkyunsguccislider November 26, 2018
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Thor's Secret Power

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Thor's Secret Power is when the act of wrapping metal around an Erectile Dysfunction patient to "help them out".

It is also referred to as " The Shocker Cocker 3000" When being sold to patients.

P.S. It sometimes makes the patients cum, so be aware.

Enjoy your shock therapy
You should have the "Thor's Secret Power" for that erectile dysfunction, It works WONDER WONDERS.
by SomeGuyUwu June 30, 2022
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