Too woke to poke

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.

Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!

by Chrish77 February 3, 2020

Poked Out

The act of exposing only one's penis, while remaining otherwise fully clothed, in order to have sex.
This is typically done by utilizing the zipper or fly of one's jeans to free the penis.

Morgan: You had sex with her in the kitchen?!! What if someone walked in?
Nate: No big deal, I still had all my clothes on, I was just kinda poked out.
Morgan: That's fucken hilarious!

by heyitsgray August 13, 2011

slow poke

a generally playful and friendly term for a person who takes their time and/or moves slowly; usually does not imply a person is mentally slow, merely physically slow.

"Tracy always takes so long to shower before school and then she spends at least ten minutes looking for her clothes and five minutes trying to find her shoes! Geez, we're always late for the bus because she's such a slow poke!"

by Pufferzzz December 6, 2007

poke n stare

When a man makes constant awkward eye contact while jamming his fingers into a woman's vagina. The "poke n stare" decreases the already minute chance of a woman achieving orgasm via fingering by almost 85%.

Girl 1: Ugh, Josh gave me the poke n stare last night. I had to fake it to get him to stop.
Girl 2: Ouch.

by Lush August 2, 2008

poke pass

A pass given to a husband from their wife, usually for their birthday or Valentine's day, that allows them to request sexual favors regardless of the wife's mood.

Tom: "Hey Bill! How are you and the wife getting along lately?"
Bill: "Not so good. I had to cash in my poke pass last night..."
Tom: "Dang man, I used mine last week after a huge fight."

by Baker Lucas April 18, 2022

poke test

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging boner, and you use it as a tool to determine if your girl is A.) awake and wants to please you. B.) asleep and wants to please you. or the most likely. C.) is now awake and has to pee.

I woke up with a huge hard on in the middle of the night, so I gave my bitch the poke test.

by Nuffer May 10, 2008

poke the yolk

A phrase that means to engage in sexual intercourse with a virgin woman. When you have sex with her, you "poke her yolk." There are many variations of this phrase. For males, you can say "choke the yolk" or "stroke the yolk." And upon completion of the aforementioned activities, the "yolk is broke." Other words that rhyme with yolk that make for extremely entertaining sexual innuendos: stoke, toke, bloke, folk, and James Polk. This definition came into existence while three young men were eating breakfast at a small restaurant in Colorado on January 15th, 2010.

I was just finishing up my P.E. class when this girl decided to stroke my yolk. She asked me if I wanted to poke the yolk with her for a little while, but I just wanted my bloke choked and I declined. Unfortunately, though, I left before my yolk broke.

by Barbequed Yolk January 15, 2010