pornophile

An afficionado of adult entertainment.

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."

by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006

In a while, pedophile

Often paired with See you later, masturbator

Person 1: In a while, pedophile"
Person 34: See you later, masturbator
Person 1: fag

by mcrobster October 10, 2009

Poophole Loophole

When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance

Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?

Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.

by Da Krew January 22, 2016

Penophile

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.

Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!

by MiamiManny November 12, 2019

Pedophile Beard

When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.

Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.

Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.

Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?

Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.

by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009

Republican pedophile

People who mask and defend their awfulness and sexual assaults against a children with their supposed Christianity.

Roy Moore is a “Republican pedophile.”

by imje55 December 12, 2017

Borderline Pedophile

1)One who views, thinks of , and fantasizes of images of girls/boys under the age of 18, but doesn't act on their urges

2)One who is one mistake away from being on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen

There's my customer, the Borderline Pedophile. He always grabs the teen mags we get.

by Tone' April 20, 2008