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Move Faster Pokey!!!!!

The most epic voice crack in LP history. Originated from the voice of LPer ProtonJon, is now a popular meme among the gaming community.
Move faster Pokey!!!!!! FASTER!!! For the love of god faster!!
by pbudp January 15, 2011
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pokey hat

Slang from the city of Glasgow, Scotland meaning 'ice-cream cone' but specifically an ice-cream cone with a wafer triangular base/handle, hence the hat metaphor.
"Ma, the ice-cream van is outside, d'ye want anything?"

"Aye, get me and yer Da a pokey hat and get an oyster for yer wee sister". ice-cream ice-cream cone confectionary ice-cream van .
by JM74 December 21, 2014
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Popeyes Biscuit

A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.
"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"
by holy booty bandit April 6, 2021
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Pokey Stix

Delicious cheese sticks available at any Gumby's Pizza across the nation. It's tossed pizza dough smothered in a garlic butter sauce, seasoned with secret herbs and spices. It's covered in mozzarella cheese, then baked to perfection. Out of the oven, it gets another coat of the special garlic butter, then is sprinkled generously with grated parmesan cheese. The stix come in any pizza size, 10", 12", 14", 16" and 20". Ranch, marinara and garlic butter are available for dipping.
Hey dude, I've got the munchies, wanna call up Gumby's and order some Pokey Stix?
by Frappudew June 15, 2013
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Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
by Terry Balls January 14, 2008
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Poggy woggy

A sentence describing something epic or otherwise good
Person 1: I just opened a knife

Person 2: Poggy woggy
by luxThePanda November 24, 2019
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popeye’s biscuit

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch
“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fucki know bitch
by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019
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