Potamus- That girl that you took one for the team for, back in high school before you took off your training wheels; you know a lil old “nail the whale”. They are also notoriously known as savage individuals whose only concern is to consume large amounts of semen into any orifice on their body. They are always that “thing” that stares at you like you’re an appetizer and insists on talking to you at the bar and making awkward sexual advances towards you. Sometimes Potamuses travel in small packs consisting of 3-4, they hope to increase their odds of mating with attractive men in the NAVY such as myself. They are extremely dangerous exercise caution as needed.. They can also play defense for attractive females at the bar, especially when it is near last call for alcohol; every man’s mad dash for take home pussy might be thwarted by a vindictive potamus. Be warned, and stay thirsty my friends!
Example: See Cockblocker:
Man- Hi there, my names Tom!
Attractive female- Oh hello, im Sta( interrupted buy loud potamus shriek; sounds like an angry wildabeast/ape grunt thing).
Man- Throws a dog treat to get rid of potamus.
Attractive female: anyways I need a ride home.
Man: Score! Man one potamus none!
Man- Hi there, my names Tom!
Attractive female- Oh hello, im Sta( interrupted buy loud potamus shriek; sounds like an angry wildabeast/ape grunt thing).
Man- Throws a dog treat to get rid of potamus.
Attractive female: anyways I need a ride home.
Man: Score! Man one potamus none!
by SyndicatedEvil December 16, 2008
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Added to the end of a word in a sentence to aware listeners about your obsession of hippopotamuses.
Another use of potamus is by itself as a word for the person you are talking to.
Another use of potamus is by itself as a word for the person you are talking to.
by Jeffpotamus May 18, 2005
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An item or action with a fantastical profile.
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An item or action with a fantastical profile.
Burzan: "who dem?"
Justo: "dem gold chain boys is so slick-a-pottamus 'wit it!"
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James: "you seen Tina crew mang?"
O'Chelli "dayam dem girls lookin' so fine n' slick-a-pottamus!"
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"..the shoes were glistening with a slick-a-pottamus ultra-sheen.."
Justo: "dem gold chain boys is so slick-a-pottamus 'wit it!"
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James: "you seen Tina crew mang?"
O'Chelli "dayam dem girls lookin' so fine n' slick-a-pottamus!"
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"..the shoes were glistening with a slick-a-pottamus ultra-sheen.."
by DAGS United March 4, 2009
Get the Slick-a-Pottamus mug.1. An awkward animal that doesn't cope with society because no one likes it and is loathed EVEN by the platypus, God's last creation when he was slacking near the end of the seven days.
2. Def not a hippopotamus (dumb conclusion)
3. Something you can call someone who just embarrassed themselves in a group of 3 or more people
2. Def not a hippopotamus (dumb conclusion)
3. Something you can call someone who just embarrassed themselves in a group of 3 or more people
1.
Dude 1: "yo you alright brah?"
Dude 2: yea man, I saw a potamus walk across the road. I hit it cause I did it and the world a favor."
Dude 1: "you are a god among pota...what's potamus in plural form?"
Dude 2: "Potamins...idiot."
2.
Girl 1: "Who told you a potamus has ANYTHING to do with a hippopotamus? just cause it's part of the word doesn't mean it's related."
Girl 2: "what's a potamus?"
Girl 1: "...your mom's a potamus."
3.
Bro 1: "Awww broseph you missed it!"
Bro 2: "What went down? My speakers go up to 11 so I couldn't here shit."
Bro 1: "That girl just made a total potamus of herself in front of her own RAs by telling them that she doesn't even go here."
Bro 2: "wow...what a potamus."
Bro 1: "I like potamu...potamettes."
Dude 1: "yo you alright brah?"
Dude 2: yea man, I saw a potamus walk across the road. I hit it cause I did it and the world a favor."
Dude 1: "you are a god among pota...what's potamus in plural form?"
Dude 2: "Potamins...idiot."
2.
Girl 1: "Who told you a potamus has ANYTHING to do with a hippopotamus? just cause it's part of the word doesn't mean it's related."
Girl 2: "what's a potamus?"
Girl 1: "...your mom's a potamus."
3.
Bro 1: "Awww broseph you missed it!"
Bro 2: "What went down? My speakers go up to 11 so I couldn't here shit."
Bro 1: "That girl just made a total potamus of herself in front of her own RAs by telling them that she doesn't even go here."
Bro 2: "wow...what a potamus."
Bro 1: "I like potamu...potamettes."
by yetihunter3000 August 21, 2009
Get the Potamus mug.Used to describe someone of low quality who may resemble a hippopotamus. Prefix coming from 'huff', the most powerful insult you can call somebody. Meaning of such low grade, that just associating yourself with something huff will bring down your value as a human being.
Jason: who's that huff guy over there dancing with that girl.
David: that's Aakash, he has a thing for Huffo'potamus'.
Jason: damn, I guess being huff is contagious.
David: you know it, don't look in his eyes, you might catch it.
David: that's Aakash, he has a thing for Huffo'potamus'.
Jason: damn, I guess being huff is contagious.
David: you know it, don't look in his eyes, you might catch it.
by doshi6 January 15, 2014
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