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Double Plumper

It’s what happens to your penis when you hold back two cum shots that it causes your penis to swell.
Well... I wanted to bust a fat nut, but it was no nut November, so I received a double plumper.
by Boof Moof October 9, 2019
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Chubby plumper

1)Someone who likes or needs to tease a man's member to get it as hard as possible before intercourse.
2)Someone who has no choice but to satisfy themselves, sexually, because they have no one willing to do it for them .
1)Man, after drinking all night a girl better be a chubby plumper or I'll never get hard enough to have sex.

2) Women are so touchy these days I have to be my own chubby plumoer.

Yeah I've got a girlfriend but we havent had sex in weeks , I can either be a chubby plumper, leave her or cheat. I chose chubby plumper. (For now)
by B1BrealBu May 3, 2023
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lilliam pumpernickel

this is the full name of the music composer lil pump, who is the mastermind behind such classics as: gucci gang and drose
guy 1: dude did you hear the new lil pump song
guy 2: the fuck, do you mean lilliam pumpernickel
guy 1: who?
guy 2: *cocks glock* LILLIAM PUMPERNICKEL THE CREATOR OF GUCCI GANG
by max the big gaymax March 3, 2018
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cum plumber

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016
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pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.
Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!
by Yopmail User August 22, 2022
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fist pumpers

annoying ass people at dances, all they do is fist pump and get in other peoples way when they are trying to get their twerk on. they all also called anti-twerkers. sometimes try to start a train when other people are too busy twerking.
Jason: How was the dance yesterday?

Dennis: It was horrible, fist pumpers were blocking my girl and me

Jason: That sucks. Well I was throwing my hands in the air and grinding on a girl while some guy was trying grind on me

Dennis: Dude, I think you were the fist pumper

Jason:..........
by "Brian Bui" December 17, 2012
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midget pumper

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.
We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.
by det.und August 26, 2005
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