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politics of diversion

When politicians focus on issues that are controversial but in reality have little or no effect on most people in order to divert attention from more important issues they don't want to deal with
voter: "I'm unemployed and I just lost my health insurance, what are you going to do to fix the economy and make healthcare affordable?"

politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."

voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"
by Mr.Juan-derful August 14, 2010
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politics

A game with no end. It always pisses people off and reeks with corruption. It causes pointless strife, bloodshed, and debt, destroys lives, wastes time and money, and messes up the world. Politicans (however u spell the name) are people that carry out politics and infect the world and catch the normal person in their current.In countries with a democracy the strife is between Democrats (asses) and Republicans (fat and lzy creatures also asses) who argue day and night and get nowhere. Occasionaly get things right every million years. Does absolutely nothing to help the people but feed off them Poly=many ticks= parasites combined you get many paracites. If they want to help us then STOP ARGUING AND STAY OUT OF OUR LIVES. They also lock people up for telling the truth because THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
the world
George Bush and Bill Clinton
Democracy
Political Parties
any Paracitic lifeform
Government
all the above are the incarnation of Politics
by BWolfLP May 11, 2011
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Politics

by DKsDownBInTheAir July 26, 2009
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politics

Democrats: "Whales can fly"
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple"

normal person: "what the fuck?"

brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"
normal person: "My god,earth is really an insane asylum!"
by bbbbbbbbbbbb February 11, 2007
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Flag-Pin Politics

Non-issues that clever politicians use to eclipse real issues.
The best example of Flag-Pin Politics would be to provide examples of things that followers of flag-pin politicians would say:

- "Obama isn't wearing a pin of the American flag - which was probably made in China! He isn't a Patriot™ "

- "I really think I'm going to vote for George Bush, he wants to make homosexual marriages illegal"

- "I'm not sure who I'd vote for, Hillary or McCain, they both want to suspend the federal petrol-tax. They really look out for the common man."
by kilowat September 17, 2008
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Politics

A stupid game where
a. A totalitarian assbag kills millions in the name of "the Nation"
b. Two groups of wealthy assbags argue about cell phones and censorship while trillions of dollars of debt is considered unimportant

The only similarity between the two is that either way, the citizens lose.
USA; China; 20th century Germany, Russia, and Italy; Greece; France, all are nations, all involve politics, no regular citizens win.
by UnfuckTheWorld November 18, 2011
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American Politics

An over-excessive proganda warfare in which supporters from one party (i.e. Democrats or Republicans) will try to convert others from the opposing party onto their side. This in turn upsets the opposing party and causes a similar reaction.

In the end, the only one who truly benefits from such underhanded means of attempting to get into the office is the media. This includes, but is not limited to, both American, Foreign, and Alien news outlets.
American Politics has never let down satitrical writers/cartoonists.
by 33Arsenic July 7, 2005
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