Watermelon Planter

A girl who got herself pregnant but doesn't want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she's pregnant.

Guy 1: Sheniqua has been getting fatter lately.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.

by SrivedioYellsALot May 15, 2017

Cherry Planter

When a virgin or some weird guy stares at a girl or even another guy long enough he basically plants their virginity back into them.

"She is staring at me bro.. She's a Cherry Planter. Run."

by Lil Echo May 23, 2019

Planters

A company that makes Honey Roasted Peanuts, and has a mascot like thing called Mr. Peanut, who features a funny top hat, cane, black sleeves, and gloves, but no suit.

Go get me some Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts, now! Or I'll kill you dead!

by DLG June 29, 2003

planter

A collision in which the full force of the impact is taken by one's face.
An action that results in a face plant.

"Mop up that barf before someone slips and takes a planter!"

by leonAzul May 2, 2008

planters bomb

A commonly used game in frat houses, during partys. One person is the bomb and the others are the planters. the objective of the game is for the bomb to drink half a bottle of absolute vodka and then knock down the planters as they beat him with sticks. if a planter is knocked down he becomes a bomb as well. If the bomb(s) throws up the planters win. If only one planter remains, the players all switch roles and you play until the planters win.

dude1: hey what did you do last night?
dude2:aww dude i gots soo wasteded i was... (dude2 throws up all over dude1)
dude1: aww man, invite me over next time you play planters bomb!!!!

by AngelOfRitual October 16, 2008

Tennessee seed planter

The act of one parter shoving a seed down the male genitalia then fucking so hard until the sweat fertilizes the seed and then crop grows

Damn billy I can’t wait to get Tennessee seed planted tonight! (Tennessee seed planter)

by I love your cousin May 14, 2018

plantery

The act of picking plants and misplacing them in places far away from their home which could deeply upset the plants which the plant society don't need to face after everything they do for us.

Plantery seriously affects plants and can not only make them homesick but also lead to a very early death.

by jimine- hyung April 22, 2017