Plantation money

Money passed down through family of the kind plantation owners from early America

My neighbor is swimming in that plantation money

by Dark skin warrior December 6, 2015

poontastic

A woman who is so hot all you can think of is having sex with her.

Man, that Heather Locklear is poontastic!

by Tuchdown November 20, 2002

puntastic

When someone makes an amazingly well-placed pun.

T: "No porn is on."

J: "Internet."

T: "But I want the porn the come to me."

J: "Well actually, you're supposed to come to it."

T: "Puntastic!"

by Chief_13 December 30, 2008

Plantation calendar

The Calendar was created for a new more Heavener American Kingdom on earth. Used exclusively on the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." The year 1999 was flipped to create 1666. This secret calendar was synchronized and moved forward from that year. In the peaceful Heavener Plantation zone, it is the year 1688, while on this lawless earth it is 2022. In eleven years it will be 2033 on earth, while in the Plantation zone will mark the turn of another century at 1699. Another chosen one will show up in that year.

The creation of the top-secret Plantation calendar in 1999 was not declassified until 2017.

by Spiritual-Master March 19, 2022

Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation

This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.

George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?

Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.

Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.

by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022

plan-tastic

A fantastic plan; a plan that comes together seamlessly

"I'm going to go to dinner and then call you later to meet up with you at the party," said Tina.

"Plan-tastic!" said Cici

by plumrose March 16, 2009

Patastic

As fantastic as a dj wearing a hawiian shirt at trader joes, who kicks it cold cut style like a deli sandwich.

"My god! You were patastic last night, i came 17 times! I think i'm in love."

by Megatron5.5 December 1, 2006