Palmpton

The slang name for Palmdale because of the migration of Los angeles compton gang members moving to the city of palmdale.

Yo man !
Palmdale has gotten so bad they call it Palmpton.

You better watch yo ass in Palmpton.

Fuck Palmdale and Fuck Los angeles.

by neighbor2 October 27, 2010

Plumptit

1) When one poo's in a bag (brown paper bag preferrably) and beats another person with it.

I gave Johnny a Plumptit all over his face and he threw up uncontrollably.

by franken beans May 7, 2011

Plumpton

The act of recieving a blow job whilst on the toilet doing a poo.

Joseph rather enjoyed the wonderful plumpton he had recieved that morning.

by whoknowswho?? April 8, 2010

plumptential

The potential for a girl to gain weight as time goes by, whether by having a child or just through genetics, thereby destroying her attractiveness and causing immense frustration and regret to her spouse or boyfriend.

Sarah has a nice body at age 21, but after meeting her heavy-set mother and seeing what the future holds, Sarah has the plumptential to balloon up to 265 lbs. after hitting 30 and crapping out children.

by Ernst Blofeld January 14, 2010

pamptastic

Inebriated in celebration of a team, usually sports related (As popularized in the mid-atlantic).

His lithargic apperance on Monday made it evident that he had been pamptastic the preceding weekend.

by sds2424 January 11, 2010

Plumptuat

When you eat an excessive amount of lardo like foods, and then you sit on your fat ass and let it thicken

look at that fat ass over there eating doritos, she’s bound to plumptuat

by bigggbraaaiinn July 29, 2020

plamp

To forcefully create a new orifice for the purpose of sexual intercourse.

Go plamp yourself.

by UMM. December 13, 2003