Hot Piping Loaf

1. Poop
2. Way to insult someone else by calling them poop

"Hey, you are a hot piping loaf"
"You, Sir, Are a hot piping loaf"

by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

piping loose

Shagging someone outside of a relationship

You trying to wife her up then? Nah I’m just piping loose g

by simonskevington October 7, 2018

Pieing

Pieing is UK chav slang to "ignore someone". This is the British equivalent of airing someone.

John keeps leaving me on read.
Tell him to stop pieing you

by Java-man50050 October 17, 2020

Piking

Promising to turn up at an event, but deciding not to at the last minute.

"Hey man, is John coming?"
"Nah, hes piking, the dirty rotten piker"

by Rick C February 11, 2006

Pining

Pining is a unbearable lust for a unreachable loved one. Symptoms included frequent crying or more precisely whining!Denial has also been noticed in patients recently!

Neil sat in his armchair, his arms flung by his side and eyes gazed towards the picture of his beloved ali. He had been pining since she kissed his ex-best friend collie. As his emotional tears plummet past his quivering lips and into his unshaved stuble. hopeless and alone he ponders about the "better days", the nightime walks, the aquarium and the hand in hand ice-skating. his cooler friends enter the room and begin to call him various names like "fag" and bumbder, this sends him into a deeper state of depression.

by Joe Mackenzie July 1, 2008

piper no piping

as similarly used in Dora the explorer to get the fox to stray, this is similar terminology to make sure Piper's pussy ass stays the fuck outta the trap

Piper no piping. Piper no piping. Piper no piping.

(after 3 times he disappears)

by It's Piper Bitches July 26, 2016

Pining

An irresistable yearning

Dude, i'm pining for an 4x4 Animal Style and a Lemon-Up!!

by Dizzle D to the E June 18, 2007