pistacides

The Vapour and/or peripheral splatterings of urine one indures at a crowded urinal

Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?

Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it

by bennycnz May 20, 2010

Pistachioism

A totally awesome religion in which the practice consists of eating lots and lots of pistachios and having other people mooch pistachios off of you.
The bigger your mound of pistachio shells on your desk, the more impressive and / or hungry you are.
Also commonly done instead of work that we should probably doing, mainly in Science class.

Founders of Pistachioism : Annie & Michele
( because we are that cool )

Instead of doing Physics work in the back row, we all practice a little Pistachioism instead.

by Annie and Michele March 19, 2008

Pistachio

A delicious nut snack

"I LOVE PISTACHIOS" exclaimed Johannes

by ninjacow October 31, 2010

pistachio sex

when you’re both under the covers while having sex but the person on the bottom has just their head sticking out

“hey paul how was your night?”
“it was amazing, me and stacey had pistachio sex!”

by sexybottom121 April 22, 2021

hot pistachio

When you take a mans nut and put it in the microwave and drink it

Did your gir like that hot pistachio

by Bigdickbitches November 21, 2017

National Pistachio Day

National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!

National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!

by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023

Joe Pistachio

A private eye, detective,
from the 30's, first appeared on Public Access 23 (Athens, OH) in 1998. Has since turned into a series of comedy movies.

Joe Pistachio was created and played by Ty Halley

"This is Joe... Jooooooooe, Pistachio!"

by Jack Flack June 1, 2004