pissler

A German...

"oh look a pissler pissing" call of duty 2

by Gribbo September 9, 2016

pissle

When you try to urinate but nothing but air comes out. Basically when your dick whistles.
Your welcome.

Dude I just pissled myself.

by The Wigaboggle August 4, 2017

Pissive

An e-mail (or any other missive) sent in anger or frustration.

My day was going great until I got this pissive from the client.

by The E Train March 26, 2010

Ballsistic Pissiles

While taking a piss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of semen from recently busting a fresh nut. The piss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. The aftermath can be devastating.

Gary: Dude I just got done nailing this fat chick. She had a bad case of FUPA and didn't...hold on a sec I will be right back. Gotta take a piss.

Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

pisslexia

Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

by MartinEvans April 30, 2006

pissole

when the human body ejects the solids threw out ones anal which whom is seated on a toilet bowl that has released a force mushrooming the urinated water held inside the bowl up into your anal.

oh thank god, i havw to shit so bad, errrr! ahhhh! ohhh i hate when i pissole, that should take some paper!

by trueheartprocuctson December 26, 2008

Pissible

The ability to piss or be pissed on.

“That tree looked very pissible.”

by Firefly702 September 23, 2017