piss out of my eyes

use when something insane might happen, a way to show how shocked you will be if it happens

Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen

by swagsistersarah January 28, 2020

piss out your ass

When you sit down to take a shit, it ends up being all liquid, and sounds like your pissing in the toilet.

You shouldn't have ate that Taco Bell. Now you are going to piss out your ass all day.

by name818 December 21, 2008

take the piss out of someone

to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.

From the movie Snatch:

"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"

Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)

Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!

Boris: Fuck you!

Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)

by Roberto y Maria September 13, 2011

Taking the piss [out of someone/something]

Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.

You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.

by Mike October 3, 2003

Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu October 9, 2008

Pissing Out Of Your Ass (POOYA)

When you have such explosive diarrhea that is in a completely liquid form (without the lumps) and feels as if you are pissing out of your ass. There is such a strong steady stream that a passerby who hears you could easily mistaken you for taking an actual piss.

I don't know what was in that meal, but I'm sure you'll be pissing out of your ass (POOYA) for hours.

by max nova July 3, 2009

Piss out my ass!

Origins of this saying come from the late 2014s deep within the hearts of the Canadian metropolis cold Toronto. Founder of this very catchy curse phrase well known among his friends and a pillar to his communities and other communities, knew right away what he had done, putting those four words together started the beginning of a new era, A New World even. ... Thank you Dr Dylan ..
I salute you and the mighty Ocean unicorn. narwhals

Piss out my ass!

by Noswal... Backwards son February 26, 2015