pillock

A British word for an Idiot or a real jerk!

For not helping me out and loosing my keys, you are a real pillock

by Dirk Patrick April 30, 2006

pillock

Person with one bollock ,now a derogatory term used to describe a generalised twat

That Chris Hodgson,he's a right pillock

by CAMRAMAN June 18, 2004

Pillock

An Idiot but really more of a penis, someone who does outrageously stupid things but isn't neccesarily a stupid person.

Dylan:*does something stupid*
Zoe: Dylan is a huge Pillock
Everyone: Yeah definitely.
Dylan: What even is a pillock?

by LittleWelshWoman March 14, 2020

Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.

John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock

by RandyPancake November 10, 2010

Pillock

Someone who is stupid and has made a mistake!!

Example

WHAT WERE YOU DOING YOU FECKIN PILLOCK!!!!!!!!!


See jemper for another word to insult people with...

by Ryanzinhio May 14, 2005

Pillicock

A shakespearean synoynm for Penis

That girl just sucked my pillicock

by therealkingsam April 4, 2011

Pillock

A person with one testical, slang for an idot.

You stupid Pillock!

by rich September 9, 2003