PILF 

Pizza I'd like to fuck.

Damn that pizza was bomb; PILF status.

PILF by pharcyde21 May 1, 2009

PILF 

Podiatrist I'd like to fuck.

Podiatry is a branch of medicine devoted to the study, diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the foot, ankle and lower leg. Finally, we have a word to describe those hot foot doctors!!!

I went to the doctor today and let me tell you, she is one hot PILF.

Dude, I finally hooked up with that PILF I've been telling you about!

PILF, PILF, PILF!

PILF by Detroiteah November 20, 2010

PILF 

Encouragement of sexual activity between too people. Stands for, "Penetrate It Like Fuck".

"She's hot."
"PILF!"

PILF by alanc32 September 11, 2011

pilf 

verb: short for pilfer
- to obtain money or property by way of theft.

see also: pilfer, steal, swipe

"Noone can afford THAT radio, man. You gotta pilf that sh*t."

pilf by ShadowK August 5, 2004

Pilf 

Parent I'd Like to Fuck

"Ayo you see that parent over there!"
"yea what about them?"
"They're a pilf!"

Pilf by Lovely apples April 1, 2021

PILF 

Pony I'd Like (to) Fuck

Princess Celestia is such a PILF.

PILF by peepaw's hand sanitizer July 8, 2021

PILF 

President I'd like to fuck

"Volodymr Zelenskyy? He's such a PILF"

PILF by charliee4short_ March 15, 2022