Piker

1.Someone who does nothing but dream about wealth and has no plan or intention to ever achieve it or seeing his dreams come true.
2.Someone who knows how to better him or her self, but doesnt.
3.Fronter
4.A phony
5.George from 3 Way Plumming
6.Grown men who take out a $30,000 loans on Mitsubishi Evolutions.
7.People that are comfortable being poor.
8.Guys who buy Honda Civics for reasons other then dependability and fuel efficiency.
9.Grow men who still live with they're parents with absolutely NO intention on ever moving out!

Tell that Piker in the Mitsubishi to stop driving so close to my Lamborghini!!!

by Jimmy Conway March 10, 2008

Piker

Someone who bets or gambles only with small amounts of money; A cheapskate; An amateur; Someone who backs out of a promise or refuses to go out with friends

I recently committed myself to an engagement with my family, something more pressing came up and i had to cancel. My grandma called me a "piker."

by Speeter July 03, 2010

Piker

1. An anti-American who supports terrorism and thinks that the people who died in the 9/11 attacks deserved it.

2. A traitor to ones country.

3. A mouthpiece for jihadi's

He's a real piker, he said "Dan Crenshaw lost his eye to a brave Mujahideen"

by DEFCOR August 27, 2019

Piker

a complete fool, lacking any awareness or motivation.

I just had an appointment with another lawyer. He didn't know half as much as he thought he did. What a Piker.....

by gw July 23, 2003

Piker

PIKER- a Piker is a frugal individual who prefers to recycle, reuse, and repair previously manufactured items for personal use, instead of purchasing a new item. Frugality and ingenuity are the mark of a Piker.

Strong presence of Pikers can be found in the Northeast of the USA, with a predisposition of being a fisherman and Piker at the same time.

Official Noreast Pikers Club is managed by HungryJack

That is the Piker way of getting the job done.

by Noreast Historian December 17, 2006

Piker

One who takes more than his or her fair share.

Grrr, tat fucking lardass piker took the last four pieces of cake!

by JonathanChance September 24, 2003

Piker

one who leaves a fair amount of beer in a can and claims to be finished with it by throwing it away or leaving it somewhere to be found so someone can inquire upon inspection...."who's been piking?"

DUDE, someone totally piked this beer, lemme finish it cuz i love to drink WHOOOO!!!!!!!!!

You can't drink beer, you are a piker!

by JTmoney April 12, 2005