Piffle 

THAT'S NONSENSE GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU ARE DESTROYING MY NAME U ARE SO SUSSY!

you are piffle

Piffle by Jase Games 4 Life YT March 14, 2022

Piffle 

Like the word "yeet," this word is used as an expression. This word is used when someone says something really funny, but really stupid.

Person 1: Are your elbows just the knees of your arms?
Person 2: *laughing* You absolute piffle.

Piffle by The_OG_Piffle May 10, 2023

Piffle!! 

Piffle!! is an expression when something that is clearly incorrect, or wrong. Common use is during a baseball game, where the umpire clearly makes the wrong call. Balls and Strikes can't be argued but no one can refute "Piffle"!

(Yelling) Oh Piffle!! (then whispering) I never heard (or saw) the like! That was a strike (ball). Jesus Mary and Joseph my blind grandmother could call this game better than him.

Piffle!! by DexterDude February 19, 2019

Piffle Paffle 

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.

He was talking absolute piffle paffle.

Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013

piffle sniffer 

a person who sniffs girls bicycle seats

Cyril get away from that bike you piffle sniffer

piffle sniffer by goonamerica July 23, 2009

Talking Piffle 

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.

"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"

Talking Piffle by Bones27 April 25, 2010

arse piffle 

arse piffle...bollocks,rubbish,lies,total bullshit.

What ????? Im not having it you just won 26 million on the lottery,scored a pornstar girlfriend etc etc, thats just a bunch of f**king ARSE PIFFLE.
You know the type of person who has done everything you have, better than you or done it twice,got two of those or knows someone better??? they talk ARSE PIFFLE.

arse piffle by Wayne STUNT December 7, 2007