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Jurong Pioneer Junior College

Welcome to JPJC : THE BEST OF THE WEST ( only got one sch so bobian )
The girls here smell like wet blankets and the annoying librarian wears a curtain every day.

The principal steals our school funds for Chinese crackers.

Tan Zhi Ai, bloody cancer cell Ai Zhen.

But got this buff physics cher that's super poggers and even if he steps on me, lowkey likes it ( Shit I think I might be masochistic ).

The bookshop aunty drinks pilot pen ink and sniff UHU glue everyday, I join her sometimes.
This school sibei dramatic, come here if u want join Mediacorp
SCs are the pride of the school ;)
U fail one subj u retain sohai logic
School Food better than ur dog food but at least bttr than war rations.
Bloody hell the school can spend 1mil on a basketball court. Says a lot about our funds.

In conclusion ( learn from our shitty gp department ) our sch
10/100. Some chers sibei guailan but got good ones. Please i beg you dont come if u want more than 60 rp.
Friend: You think Jurong Pioneer Junior College good nt?
Me: Come here if u want to suffer bro. While I live, I learn, plus Ultra.
by Chin Chee Nah August 20, 2021
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Pioneer Heritage Middle School

At PHMS your either Gay, Indian, a basic bitch, or a athletic black kid. All the girls are too sensitive. There is shit and piss all over the toilets because you can’t see from all the fucking smoke in the air. Once you get out of the bathroom you realize there’s a fucking cockroach up your ass. The computers are as slow as all the teachers 40 times. Half the kids smell like bad perfume, weed, or curry shit stains. This school is literally a prison, banning a new fucking thing everyday. All teachers use stone age technology to teach us something we won’t remember the next day. Half the teachers are literally autistic. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hey you goto Pioneer Heritage Middle School?”

“Yea...”

“Never talk to me again.”
by Juul + School = Cuul March 3, 2019
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Pioneer Finger

The first of many fingers to explore the new world, which is a girl's anus.
"That finger is a pioneer, the first one to land on Plymouth Rock!"

"Most girls want a pioneer finger, even if it's just to the knuckle."
by ThugLuvBonerJamz November 15, 2015
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pioneer finger

The first of many fingers to explore a girls anus
I bet Christopher Columbus was the pioneer of pioneer fingers.

"All girls love pioneer fingers, even if it's just up to the knuckle" - Christopher Columbus
by Gstrangs November 20, 2015
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7th grade pioneer math teacher

She is a mean teacher who does not help her students at all. She also gives out homework everyday. Her favorite saying is "LUNCH DETENTION" she will yell at you for standing up to blow ur nose.
I'd rather have Donald Trump teach me then my "7th grade pioneer math teacher"
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Pioneerism

The very spirit of pioneering, found within all true Americans.
Bob: Hey Adam you look excited what do you plan on doing today?
Adam: I'm going on a 38 mile hike today!
Bob: Wow I wish I could be such a huge supporter of pioneerism.
by Adam D-brick April 8, 2010
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pioneers

When the North American continent was first being advertised as "FREE", thousands upon millions of people from Europe came flooding the eastern part of what will later be called The United States of America.

These people left Europe because they were religiously excluded due to their different beliefs and ideas. This was a time where new religions were being born and mainstream people seeing these new takes on reality were feeling threatened by new establishments.

So, being already seen as complete psychopaths, these religious groups were again booted and were forced to trek west to where they would be known as "pioneers" where the trip was a tough one.

They would later tell tales of how they were able to defend themselves against the Native Americans and how awful it was that they were being attacked for no apparent reason.

Today in America white people feel connected and appreciate the pioneers and what they have done for them.

Native Americans can say different.
The Mormons were pioneers as they made their way across the nation to create and preserve a new found future.
by pcberdwin October 4, 2006
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