pickedbaffoon

A kick ass username on the video games

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by Darylhall May 26, 2021

You picked the wrong house, Fool!

The thing you say when a burglar breaks inside your house

Burglar: Breaks in
You: You picked the wrong house, Fool!

by PetrosNoob101 December 12, 2019

a new pope was picked

smoking out while your significant other goes down on you

Kelly's boyfriend ruled a blunt for her before a new pope was picked.

by Shortbuspoker October 22, 2022

picked

to get caught or in trouble

your parents walk in on you doing something wrong....you have been picked

the party gets broken up by the cops, the party was picked

by Jess T September 19, 2005

Picked up the ball

missing an important opportunity, often once-in-a-lifetime chances

the UK's synonym of the phrase "dropped the ball", as a game of soccer is always played on the ground.

"Hey mate, did you ask Adele out today?"

"Nah i'm gutted about it"

"you really picked up the ball on that one son"

by MC DJ swisher swag July 2, 2012

Pickedup

To to have picked up (something) in the past tense.

i pickedup on like 3 of those themse

by iproveditrae December 24, 2010

Piffed

Daring to sniff. If only for a second.

He piffed the mess from the doorway

by Angela June 23, 2004