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Puking guts out

Due to alcohol or other poisoning you may experience loss of consciousness, drowsiness, nausea and most importantly vomiting. Depending on how many drinks you you might pass out face down in the toilet in your vomit. Normally brown in colour due to alcohol and HCl mixing in your stamach. If unlucky, you will projectile vomit till there is nothing left, that is when contents of your deodenum (small intestine) will start going through. If that happens alkaline in nature bile secreted to the small intestine will burn the lining of your stomach, making you feel sick for days to come. In this positive reinforcement loop of gagging on your own vomit and later bile you will be left exhausted physically and emotionally, dehydrated, starving and embarrassed. As the lining of your stomach and bacterial microflora of your gastrointestinal tract is damaged so severely, you will be unable to digest certain foods for a duration of days to weeks. Stay safe around alcohol and make sure your friends are not overdrinking.
Dude, Sam is puking guts out (her) in the bathroom, we should keep her awake and make sure she's safe.
by SirDrakula November 5, 2017
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Phukin’

The type of sex that would make your creepy perv Uncle blush.
After I finish my panini, we goin to my parents room and we PHUKIN’
by TeeJayDubDub August 17, 2019
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Drive By Puking

When you're having a party, someone hurls on the ground, leaves asap and everyone still remaining wonders who the hell threw up
dude, last night before our party got shut down someone did a huge drive by puking and left the mess for us to deal with
by new-bie March 28, 2010
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semen puking asshole dickhead

the polite way of calling someone a dildo.
get away from me you semen puking asshole dickhead
by Tyrone June 11, 2003
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Puking Game

1. When whispering (belligerently speaking) sweet nothings (obscene comments) into (at) a girl's ear (her face), in no way, shape, or form should the mention of "taco" be used in a form to relieve "sexual tension" in hopes that the girl has mutual feelings and when realizing that the there is not a positive response from the girl, questioning, on a Scale of One to Ten the odds of you're "hooking up" is, although humorous, not acceptable.

2. When Spitting Game crosses the fine line into Creepy Country.

3. When an over-confident guy, prompted by excessive alcohol consumption, attempts to incoherently “hit on” a girl with hopes of finding himself in a romantic misunderstanding
While the guy in this equation usually thinks his behavior is both welcome and appreciated, the girl is left appalled. Reversing the girl’s opinion of the guy who puked game on her is almost always impossible. In fact, there is only one recorded “opinion reversal” since game has first been puked. The incredible incident happened in the spring of 2007 and Dreamworks has purchased the movie rights to the unbelievable story.
"Man, did you see Mark last night? He was puking game all-over Gina."
by Thickburger421 May 31, 2007
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Puking Bunny

When an inexperienced girl (or possibly a guy) is giving a guy a blow job and attempts to deep throat him, causing her (or him) to gag and throw up all over the other persons genitals. The person that got puked on then finishes himself off and smears the ejaculate in the puker's hair.

Based on a true story.
Did you hear about Statch? He pulled a Puking Bunny on that girl he was with last weekend!
by ChrisLLLL October 25, 2006
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puking rally

when you continue drinking after you puke.
dude, i just heaved. get me another beer, PUKING RALLY!!
by bpmbrent February 14, 2009
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