road-phlegm

( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.

Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.

by YoucancallmeFloyd December 8, 2007

phlegm-thower

Someone who is coughing so hard the mucus they cough up shoots across the room.

What the hell is going on in that room?

I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.

by The mad shatter December 3, 2018

phlegm douche

The act of coughing up and depositing up a large-ish dollop of phlegm in order to lubricate an orifice, usually the vagina or anus. Since mucus is more slippery than plain saliva, it is valued as a sexual lubricant.

That candy-kid raver girl was so totally out of it that I had to give her a phlegm douche just to get it in her butt.

by funkotronic May 6, 2008

Peggy Phlegmming

A woman who, due to heavy smoking, has a persistant, phlegmy cough

Sounds like ol' Peggy Phlegmming is here

by Tommy Hodges September 4, 2013

Phlegm Brulee

The horrible brown colored mucus that is discharged from an individual when they are ill or getting over an illness.

Friend 1 - How you feeling today buddy?

Friend 2 - Getting a little better...my body is cooking up some phlegm brulee right now so I am getting that shizz out of my system.

by archyis October 9, 2009

phlegm belch

After performing deepthroat, a woman belches up mucas as a result of the pressure on the back of her throat that was created from the penis.

After she sucked me good, she let out a phlegm belch that landed on the tip of my hard-on.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Phlegm Gem

When you cough & some lung butter flies out of your mouth w/o touching your lips, you may or may not know it happens, but you look anyway.

I was talking to some hot guys, I accidentally coughed out of nowhere, & a phlegm gem flew out of my mouth & on their table! They were mortified!

by Little Cha-chittle April 30, 2011