pity whore

A neurotic individual who repeatedly solicits sympathy for recurring problems, but which are of an entirely trivial nature. By constantly seeking pity, the person rationalizes his or her asinine behavior and thus avoids dealing with the underlying issue of concern.

Dave keeps complaining how hurt he is because people make fun of his comb-over. He's such a pity whore!

by Omnibus January 15, 2008

pity like

The act of 'liking' a not very popular persons facebook status, to make them seem more popular .

This is usually done by geeks or just plain socially awkward people .

FACEBOOK

Popular Person's status
3 people like this

Geek's status
*no likes*

10 mins later

Popular Person's Status
6 people like this
4 comments

Geeks Status
*no likes, no comments*

20 minutes later

Popular Person's status
Over 9000 people like this
Over 9000 comments

Geeks status
*no likes or comments*

facebooker - ahh screw it, i'll pity like it .

by babydollx February 24, 2010

Pity Dance

Commonly used at school dances.
To dance with someone you don't really like, but you do it because you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Bob: Amber looked like a brown bag special last night.
Bobby: Yeah I know, I had to pity dance with her.
Bob: Dayum.

by Raynbo February 16, 2008

Pity Poke

A non-emotional sexual favor. Women do this out of guilt when a male goes beyond the call of duty or has gone a long time without sex. Much like tossing a bone to a dog, no effort or meaning. sympathy sex. A reward when sex is not wanted.

Jack had done such a great job washing Diane's car, and she hadn't done anything for him in a long time. Not being in the mood for sex, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.

Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.

Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.

by Pepsieholik July 11, 2010

Pity Pizza

A meal served by employers to employees, as a way to "compensate" them for being underpaid, overworked, and for lack of raises/bonuses and/or meal breaks. Its commonly served during long, hectic working hours when the employer makes it clear that there is not enough staff/time to take a break to eat said pizza, and is usually consumed by other staff who historically under perform and take several long breaks throughout the day that are not warranted. The employees that are dying of hunger and thirst are allowed to smell the Pity Pizza, but rarely are given time to consume it; however they are expected to be grateful for the grand gesture of Pity Pizza

Emily: "Hey Susan! I've walked 4 miles in this office today running around, l haven't been able to pee or refill my water bottle and I've been here since 4am... don't you think we deserve a raise?"

Susan: "No Emily, our boss bought us Pity Pizza again instead of providing us with well deserved raises and bonuses....but we don't really have time to actually stop and eat it"

by Netty-Lou-Who September 19, 2023

pity makeout

When, after a period of one-sided sexual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.

This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.

Steph: I saw you kissing Lou last night. Are you seriously into him?

Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.

by ilostcountat52 September 10, 2009

Pity Like

Looking at the newsfeed on Facebook and coming accross a status update where the writer is welcoming likes or comments but no-one does. Therefore 'liking' the status, not because you actually like it but more that you sympathise with its creator.

Penelope: "Dude, did you see Karen's last status update on Facebook...?"

Patty: "Yeah it was not funny at all, what was she thinking?"

Penelope "I have no idea, I felt so bad for her though so I pity liked"

by HelloSweetheart December 16, 2011