phil swift

phil swift is god. phil swift is all.

all hail phil swift!

by Phil swift March 13, 2018

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Phil Hall of Fame

Referencing a collection of infamous "Phils" who are carefully scrutinized under the following criterion: obesity, baldness, body hairyness, stupidity, blue collar career choices, and overall dubiosity; thus ruining the future procreation efforts of all other "Phils."

Phil Margera, Phil Collins, and Phil Bradley were inaugural members of the "Phil Hall of Fame."

by PY February 23, 2005

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Take Seinfeld, place it in Philly, and make the main characters 10 times more selfish, cruel, and narcisisstic and you have It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a dark humor show that revolves around the worst people that humanity has to offer.

by Robjef622 May 15, 2017

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Going Phelps

The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1: Look at the ass on that!

Guy 2:I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish

Guy 1: Wanna relay?

by Nolan R Jones March 15, 2009

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