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philliestine

Etymology: AmE Philly ("Philadelphia") + BrE Philistine ("uncultured swine").

A visitor to Philadelphia who utterly overlooks amazing historical or cultural landmarks while actively seeking out stupid ephemera and tourist traps.
Edgar: "Hey, look at the crowd lined up for photographs with that shoddy Rocky statue."
Walt: "You suppose any of them knows that there's a world-class museum at the top of those steps?"
Edgar: "...Fucking philliestines."
by Prince_Tonne December 31, 2011
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Phillies Game

A generic name use when you are too embarrassed to say what you are really doing in Philadelphia. It doesn't matter if the Phillies are actually playing that day, or if it is even baseball season.
Jock co-worker: Yo, what are you doing this weekend?

Ashamed co-worker: I'm going to a comic convention...err, I mean Phillies game.
by Titmas February 11, 2009
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how bout them Phillies?

A phrase used in order to break an awkward silence, which is usually succeeded because it makes the other person crack up/laugh awkwardly.

Used more frequently ever since the Phillies won the 2008 World Series.
"Uh..."
"Yeah..."
"So... how bout them Phillies?!"
"HA!"
by Shuli June 12, 2009
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Phillipe Fetish

A myspace teen dragqueen who wears too much makeup, tight clothing, and womens shoes. He tends to have a cunty attitude especially if you get his number and prank call him. He is awkwardly pretty even if no "straight" boys admit it, he knows it.
Your makeup is crazy heavy biatch you lookin' kinda like Phillipe Fetish
by Gh3tto0 GuRl September 29, 2008
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Fuzzy Phillipe

A Fuzzy Phillipe(fil ee pay) is when a gay man has his lover gently trim his coarse butt hairs, and gather them in a small tray.

He then retrieves glue (preferable superglue) and glues a thin Mexican moustache strip onto the upper lip of the ass hair owner.

Once this is complete and looking dandy, the now named "Phillipe" will attempt at a sloppy rim job of their lover, with extra tongue.

The man getting rimmed, will feel a slightly fuzzy tickle of the mustache and dance with excitement.

This is the Fuzzy Phillipe
Gay Man 1: Ive never tried a Fuzzy Phillipe before.
Gay Man 2: Well let me show you.
Gay Man 1: Oh Jeffery, that feels tremendous!
Gay Man 2: Shhhh, call me...Phillipe.
by TheLargeBreastedBandit May 19, 2011
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phillies

1. The best baseball team in the National League East in 1983, 1993, and 2003.
2. A perpetual underdog; whipped pig
3. One who is impotent whenever a game is on the line, as in unable to score
The Phillies are my favorite ball club.
by dictionary April 9, 2003
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Philliterate

1. Any common street thug hailing from Philadelphia that cannot speak or debate without peppering the conversation with words such as asshole,fuck,jerkoff,pussy etc.
"Duhh you don't know what yer talkn about jerkoff pussy...fuck off aysehole" Philliterate.
by JoeNJ2 January 25, 2012
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