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Philanthroplasty

noun - A charitable donation of plastic surgery to the beauty-deficient or otherwise attractively-challenged.
In an effort to curb the ugliness of incest babies, the State of Alabama started the Philanthroplasty Fund For Children of Sibling Pregnancy.
by Tim The Insane April 1, 2015
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philanthropy

A technique used by brutally inquisitive rich people to deflect any criticism of their terrible behavior.
As they enabled a plague of heroin-derived medications to kill tens of thousands of Americans, the Sackler family employed philanthropy at big museums; colleges and universities; European art entities.
by George Sorhed August 5, 2022
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Philanthrapist

An incredibly good looking man or woman who rapes a more unfortunate looking person as an act of good will.
Brad Pitt raped my cousin days after her horrific wheat thresher accident. He wasn't even phased by her Downs Syndrome! That man is a true philanthrapist.
by jonassteele October 23, 2012
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Vaginal Philanthropy

When your buddy calls you up from a bar because there's more women for him to handle on his own and he wants you there to divert some of the estrogen flow.
Chewie called me up from EPSN Zone because he was with two hot Asian chicks and wanted to spread the wealth. What an act of Vaginal philanthropy!
by Quinmill August 25, 2007
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Philanthropology

Altruistic concern for and study of the origins and development of human physical and cultural development
Using a combination of classical training and technology, he pushes the limits of creativity in performance art to a higher level of philanthropology
by cyberdonkey June 24, 2013
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Philanthropology

A study of humans in need, and humans who work to meet those needs.
The trust fund baby decided to get to know the people he was helping before giving them money. Typical philanthropology!
by GoodAllOver January 27, 2017
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Philanthropia

An as yet make-believe entirely electronically walled land mass occupied solely by the ultra-wealthy where the currency is endless giving and sponsorship and where generosity is as common as breathing because nobody needs anything from anyone because everybody has what they need so it all just gets redistributed somehow and nobody really gives a rat’s ass because they know they will all be pampered beyond belief until their last dying breath.
If you think Philanthropia would be paradise with all of those other wealthy assholes then I think you should move there right away!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023
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