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Philanderthal

Knuckle dragging philandering Neanderthal. Probably good with his hands.
That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.
by tttarafied January 19, 2022
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philanderer

A Manwhore who has less than no regard for women and frequently and casually uses them for his own sexual pleasure, only to rid himself of them once their "duty" for him is done. Although usually men, women can also be the perpetrators in this act of idiocy.
"Who, Johnny? Oh that man slut is a philanderer, I dated him once, took my virginity and left me in the ditch, that piece of SHIT-ake mushroom!"
by Amelia Hayes November 30, 2013
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Phandyland

A physical location co-habitated by two or more metro-sexual males enjoying each other's company, often located in condominium complexes with views of the ocean or other body of water. Can be identified by bathrooms with loufa, kitchens stocked with cooking and other home-improvement books, closets full of comic books, and Guitar Hero.
Sorry, Melissa, I have to go home to PhandyLand, the roommate and I have a date for Guitar Hero, followed by Shark Week on Animal Planet.
by PAM_IN_NJ January 20, 2009
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philanderer

One who plays at courtship; a fickle lover; a flirt (usually applies only to men).

A man who likes many women and has short sexual relationships with them

*From philander (“lover”) + -er, from Ancient Greek φίλανδρος (phílandros), from φίλος (phílos, “love”) + ἀνήρ (anḗr, “man”).
A staunch traditionalist at home, Ahmad is also a liberal in politics and a nighttime philanderer.
by Gert Junas January 11, 2016
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Phandom

Human beings and ( anything sentient really )who get a hard on from reading fan fic about two brits who live together and utterly deny the obvious fact that they sleep in the same bed.
Oh C'mon just Google , Phanfic , Phandom
by Argo.Yunes December 11, 2016
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philander

To have sex with one or many horny broads. Usually used in referance to casual sex, or on occasion, monica lewinski.
by George W. Butch August 10, 2004
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Phandicular

Well isn't this just a phandicular day
by PHAN MAN September 5, 2016
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