plankerville

also known as the restroom (men's or ladies); a term used to describe a safe haven, where people can poop in peace; plankerville usually has a janitor, or a person responsible for keeping it neat.

"where's joel?" "he's sick again, and had to go to plankerville"

by tina miller March 25, 2007

2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.

Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"

by 07079 January 21, 2012

Pussy Planker

Where you roughly hit a vagina with a wooden board repeatedly

We fucked so hard last night it was like he was a pussy planker

by Dani yeetus April 7, 2019

Planker

A person who is stupid and wanks too much.

John you Planker!

by sks2002 August 28, 2018

phaker

To fake a phone call while IMing.

Julie told me she was on the phone while we were chatting and she never came back. I found out she was just chatting with someone else. That phaker.

by wisnagilicious August 15, 2006

Supreme Ziggy Pranker

A Supreme Ziggy Pranker is a hilarious, amusing person who obsesses over playing pranks on their peers.

Person 1: "Someone put a whoopie cushion on my chair at work today!"
Person 2: "Oh that must be a Supreme Ziggy Pranker!"

by SupremeZiggyPranker January 10, 2023

panker

A "petty wanker"...
like John McCain.

Nora: Hey, did you hear about how Pete got a papercut and started crying?

Sally: ROFL. What a panker.

by Bob Deng January 24, 2009