A portmanteau of phallic and delicious;
1. Describing a situation of penile ubiquity.
2. Describing a male of exemplary sexual prowess.
1. Describing a situation of penile ubiquity.
2. Describing a male of exemplary sexual prowess.
Oliver: "Hey Gregory! Yesterday I went to that one phallicious internet sesspool of live-streaming voyeurism and nearly swallowed my own tongue!"
Gregory: "Oliver! I thought I told you to stop using my grandmother's computer to explore your sexuality on ChatRoulette."
Oliver: "Duly noted."
Gregory: "Guffaw!"
Gregory: "Oliver! I thought I told you to stop using my grandmother's computer to explore your sexuality on ChatRoulette."
Oliver: "Duly noted."
Gregory: "Guffaw!"
by Detective Magnus Bojaxhiu. May 13, 2010
Get the Phallicious mug.The incorrect use or interpretation of a word pertaining to the male genitalia resulting in the substitution of one with a similar sound (viz. malapropism).
"You seen the size o' that ole boy's dong?" asked Cletus, staring bitterly down at his own withered package.
"I ain't interested in how big a turd Jimbo can lay," replied Larry. His phallapropism was no surprise; he'd always had trouble distinguishing between soft vowel sounds.
"I ain't interested in how big a turd Jimbo can lay," replied Larry. His phallapropism was no surprise; he'd always had trouble distinguishing between soft vowel sounds.
by kemibe February 23, 2013
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When, due to pelvic gyration, the penis spins, orbiting about its base like a blade of a helicopter rotor. Also called helicopter dick.
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Mac, speaking as your phalladvocate, I strongly advise you to refrain from going home with the stripper. Those red bumps on her lips are not from "shaving"... Trust me buddy, it would be in your best interest.
by HansGruber88 March 24, 2016
Get the Phalladvocate mug.Phallacy is the name of an amazing clothing company which offers magical color changing clothes.. That's right clothes that change color when you go outside. AMAZING MAGICAL
The word phallacy is a play on the word Fallacy as in a misleading argument or false argument.. Thus Phallacy's Clothing misleads many by having things appear on it..
The word phallacy is a play on the word Fallacy as in a misleading argument or false argument.. Thus Phallacy's Clothing misleads many by having things appear on it..
Dick: Dude did your shirt just change color?
Jane: Yeah it's magic nig!
or
OMG YOUR SHIRT JUST HAD STUFF APPEAR ON IT !
DUH I bought this wonderful color changing shirt from phallacy lets go play in the sun and make it change...
Jane: Yeah it's magic nig!
or
OMG YOUR SHIRT JUST HAD STUFF APPEAR ON IT !
DUH I bought this wonderful color changing shirt from phallacy lets go play in the sun and make it change...
by The Phallacy September 19, 2008
Get the phallacy mug.1. Any person, place, or thing which bears resembalance to a wang.
2. Any act done in a manner which, similarily, somehow bears resembalance to a wang.
2. Any act done in a manner which, similarily, somehow bears resembalance to a wang.
1. Person one: Dude, that's quite the phallacious hat you have on today.
Person two: Thank you, old chap.
2. Person one: Man, that was the most phallacious backflip I have ever seen.
Person two: Asshole, shut the hell up, I can't help it. You should fuck a cat.
Person two: Thank you, old chap.
2. Person one: Man, that was the most phallacious backflip I have ever seen.
Person two: Asshole, shut the hell up, I can't help it. You should fuck a cat.
by renegademaster July 6, 2005
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